Fuck you Mother Nature. Fuck you. You suck. Rain, rain, and more fucking rain. I haven't ridden my bike since Sunday. Top it off you throw in wind - 90 km/hr wind gusts today and knock down a tree almost hitting my house and car. Fuck you. Worst-Spring-Ever.
Maybe it was Jebus punishing you for touching yourself.
ReplyDeleteAmen, same story in Pennsylvania, word for word. Five inches of rain in six days, tornados abound, and no riding all spring. At least our bikes and lives didn't blow away like many south of here.
ReplyDeleteYou're not getting a Jebus sticker.
ReplyDelete"almost" hitting your house and car. BEST SPRING EVER
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