Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Big Ring Racing

If you already haven't heard the news on the street, there's a new cycling team in town: Big Ring Racing.

Hmmmmm . . . . sounds a tad familiar.

The mission statement is something to the affect:
  • it's a team for a laugh in response to the more hammerhead oriented teams out there,
  • requirements are along the lines of must be able crack a joke (or at least laugh at one),
  • tease and taunt others,
  • laugh at oneself,
  • like potty humor,
  • should race or attend events or intend to,
  • be a team player,
  • help with world domination,
  • be able to legibly write theirs names in the snow while urinating (the teams drug testing)
. . . . and so forth.


Peter M said...

I'm left-handed, I can't write my name legibly with a freakin' pen for dog's sake!

Oh, and it's fundamental property of liquid flow through hoses that pressure scales with guage and resistance varies linearly with length. So if I fail the writing test, I leave it as an exercise to the reader to figure out why.


The Vegan Vagabond said...

I better get me one of these

Anonymous said...

ewww. . . . yuck

Matt Spak said...

THats really classy Tanya!!!