Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Team Members Needed

Big Ring Racing is looking for two new members. After tonight's Endo Race, two big ringers were killed in action by giant mosquitoes. Mosquitoes as big as sea gulls ripped Lenny's head clear off his body with ease and a team of them tore King in half. Tanya, in total disgust and disbelief, barley made it out alive.

Seriously . . . . it was the craziest amount of mosquitoes that I have ever seen, and I have live in Northern Ontario! There were sections on the course that you couldn't have your mouth open or you'd get a few stuck in your throat - no lie! Right after the race was over, we threw the bikes on top of the car, stowed our stuff and got the hell out of there. It was obscene.


Anonymous said...

When can we expect the sequel to Big Ring vs Mosquito

Unknown said...

Hopefully no big ringers ever have to face those flys again. I'm blaming the flys for my finishing 10 minutes behind the original big ring.


The Vegan Vagabond said...

Another flattering photo of me on your blog....they just keep coming. I'm beginning to think I'm just not photogenic. Or maybe I do always look crazy.

the original big ring said...

You think that you look bad!?!?! Have a look at poor Lenny and King! Body all torn apart - you got off all lucky. And don't get me started with how ugly they are.