Earthquake

The Earthquake is going to get you.

Not that earthquake, but this one.

I was awoken this afternoon when my house started to rattle, rock and roll and shake like Elvis' hips. After getting to sleep at about eight in the morning after working the night shift I woke confused and slightly startled. What I thought was happening was our furnace/air conditioner going south and causing the duct work in the house to shake. Got up and turned the air off and tried to go back to sleep. It wasn't until I woke up and wifey told me what happened that I realized I was an earthquake survivor.

Instead of buying this crappy t-shirt, buy my crappy t-shirt (the pink one).

The Evil Empire