I bought this here can of Bag Balm about four years back. It's served me well.
If it's good enough for Shania, it's good enough for me.
Are you shitting me Shania - you rub it on your face AND hair? WTF? I mean, it's for cows utters . . . . come the f*ck on . . . . I thought I was pushing the envelope rubbing it on my nether regions.
* if you think that I'm making that up, click on old Shania up there and check it out for yourself. She's a freak.
But unfortunately . . . it's out. I actually ran out at the beginning of the season, but just got around to cleaning the tin.
I've cleaned out the tin and got it all shinny and new. I don't want to throw it out - it's a good memory for my ass. What shall I keep in here?
Best answer will receive a prize. Really. An honest to goodness prize.
I recently received a product that a company wants me to test out and they passed along samples, so that's the prize and maybe a few other knick knacks. I ain't going to tell you what the product is yet though . . . that's coming next week.
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dz nuts - protect your junk
I have been using dznuts this past season and really like it. The Bag Balm was good, but left an oily, greasy, Vaseline feeling to the underside. dznuts is much nicer, works really well and smells good. After I'm done smearing it all over my chamois, I pat the rest on my face, neck and chest - drives the women mad - like Shania.
**You may be wondering why I am not doing a Naked Gear Review for dznuts . . . . I've decided that I'm only dropping my drawers for companies who are willing to pony up. No free rides here. And really, do you want to see me actually use dznuts for what it was intended for?
I thought not.
Potential companies wanting to me to shake what my momma gave me to lure peering eyes on your products, you can e-mail me to set something up.
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And since I only have one glorious sponsor . . . . . a review is in the works - stay tunned**