Thursday, August 27, 2009

Nummers for YOU!

There's apparently a contest on the go, if you haven't been paying attention I've been taking part in, that I'm not even in the running for. Spak, if you can believe it, with his contorted spelling, grammar, punctuation, sentence structure and general inability to write (what can I say - he has a grade three education and repairs hairdryers and curling irons for a living) is getting more hits than I am. I blame my week and a half negative head start (which one might call an ass end start?).

In case you don't know about the contest . . . basically Peter (owner, creator, box packer, monkey handler, etc.) is trying to increase traffic on his site and is too cheap to pay for advertising. So what better way than hold a contest where he gives free schwag away to bloggers whose blog/site generates the most link hits to his Misfit Psycle Store.

Top prize being a Nummers frame. Second, third and the trickling other places receive prizes in decreasing value for creating traffic on his site.

This could be yours! I don't want it. I don't have the time or money to put into it and I'd most likely end up hurting myself trying a 360 tailwhip.

So for all my hard work at creating a link on my side bar, I get rewarded. BUT WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?!?!?!?

Nothing. You're a sucker and a chump and are being left out. You're being taken advantage of by others for their own good. That's not fair. It simply is not fair. Poor you.

Here's where I come in. I don't really want another frame, ball cap, circular death coasters or anything else that is being offered. All I really care about is winning. I suck at riding a bike, so here's my chance to beat riders of a higher caliber without even lifting a leg.

IF I WIN . . . . and here's where you come in . . . . . I WILL GIVE AWAY to one of my lucky readers whatever prize I win. The more times you click on the links I put up on the blog to Misfits, the greater my hit rate goes up, thus moving me further into the lead.

So if you're bored sitting in front of your computer, click away over and over and over and over and over again. The more hit links from my site to Peters, the better the prize will be that I win which I will in turn give away to one lucky reader. No games, no cons, no fast ones.

Do you want to see some big name superstar win who is already endorsed to the ying yang, eats steak & lobster dinners every night, goes home to Starla and rolling in the dough OR do you, Joe Public, want an equal chance at getting some loot?!??!

Lucky dog

Use my site to link to the Misfit Store as much as possible so that I can help you win. It's not about me, it's about YOU!

Help yourself and begin clicking now!


Anonymous said...

I love you Big Ring. You're a man of the people.

Matt Spak said...

edwkation only getts u so far. I'd suggest you try you're looks butt that woulded make it easyier 4 me.

dicky said...

Whoops... some butter dripped off my lobster claw onto the keyboard.

I can't click any links till I get this mess cleaned up.