Pandora was a beeatch

Pandora's Box?

Pandora's Box - "unleashed many terrible things on mankind – ills, toils and sickness – and burdensome labor that mankind had not known previously, escaped from the box, but it is said, that at the very bottom of her box, there lay hope."
Ills? Toils? Sickness? Burdensome labour that mankind had not previously known?!?
WTF?

Alas, there is hope . . . . at the very bottom of her box . . . . the very bottom. Question is, how long will it take to get to the bottom of that box? My guess all winter sitting on my trainer - one must get on the bike first in order of finding any kind of hope at the bottom of any boxes.

Pop Up: actually, Pandora's Box was not a box at all, but was rather a jar or vessel (didn't know you could learn valuable, & at the same time utterly useless, pieces of information here did you?)

Uggggggg . . . . shudder.

Ewwwwwwwwww . . . .

'Tis the season for getting unfat.

Remember kids - save yourself some cash and skip buying one of these when you can use the Yellow Pages for free.