Stolen from The Drunk Cyclist.
Then you see a photo like this.
Bernard Hinault about to clobber some poor sod.
Wicked. Just wicked.
Maybe there could be a race and at the top of each climb riders must dismount, get into a scrap, remount and carry on. Riders would gain valuable points for taking the climb to the top first and kicking someone's ass. Talk about a spectator sport.