Thursday, May 20, 2010

Adding injury to insult

Hits include: "I've Got a Fugging Lung Infection", "No Fuggin Energy, No Way Baby", "The Doctor's Don't Know What's Fuggin Wrong", "Another Fugging Blood Test?!?" and the new smash hit, "My Fucking Knee is Fucked".

When it rains, it pours. I'm not going to bitch about this . . . it just sucks.
Lung infection, lack of energy, fatigue and no ability to recover is bad enough. Then . . .
. . . last night, an hour into my shift I get into a skirmish and get injured,
dislocating my left knee.
Off my feet, off work, and off the bike for a few days then reassessed.
Fugg me.


Big Bikes said...

You got in a Skirmish?

You get to taze anybody at least?

Keep your PMA dude, jeep your PMA.


the original big ring said...

I wish.

What's PMA? Is it like PMS?

The Vegan Vagabond said...

wow, dislocated knee??
I'm sorry things are so tough lately.
Gimme a call if you need a scrabble or yatzee opponent. I don't do monopoly though.

Golonghardman said...

What!? You play board games Craig?

Hey Tanya I needed a Euchre (is that how you spell it?) opponent Fri night, where were ya?

Craig I'll come and play board games too, you can tell us about the skirmish. It wasn't a skinny girl was it?....Are you in the mood for this kind of humour??

Kim said...

At least you'd already given up on the Mohican 100, right? Now you'll have enforced time to get better.

The Vegan Vagabond said...

Golonghardman - I was actually going to put eucher (sp?) but then I knew you'd read it and be all wtf vagabond so I picked yatzee ;)

Game board night with Big Ring! Invite us over already.

Golonghardman said...

I have it on good authority (OBR's) that Craig doesn't play cards.

Peter Keiller said...

if you came to TN with me this past weekend THEN were maimed I'd get it...but an injury NOT caused by Thad...nope didn't see that coming.

now you ain't cop'ing maybe you want to hobble around state college and be my bitch. what i mean is you could be the assistant to the 7th place (mens singlespeed black frame) finisher at Trans-Sylvania.

mixing 2:1 heed/perpetuem and balming bags...

sweet deal.

Golonghardman said...

I think I got the "balming bags" part, but... what did he say??

Unknown said...

Does this mean the Friday ride is off!?!

Sorry Craig, I hope your luck gets better as the summer goes on.

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