|Kaa Booom! Would you follow this guy on a ride?|
Talent - epic route navigator, finder and instill'er of painful long climbs, freak'ish descender
Weakness - spends too much time grooming facial hair, breaking bikes and eating M&Ms
The Driver - a.k.a. "Dr. Claw"
|Dr Claw starts his day and ends his rides on a morphine drip.|
Weakness - has a hidden crush on Carnadians
|More chins than a China-Town phone book.|
Talent - track stands, inflating a tent from the inside with lower GI tract flatulence
Weakness - Faberge eggs, micro brewed beer and chocolate covered marshmallow brooms
The Muscle - a.k.a. "Dicky"
|Why do you have a baby carrot and two raisins stuck down the front of your bib shorts?|
Talent - coupon clipping, mooching off the bicycle industry and climbing hills
Weakness - obsessive compulsive hoarder and hears voices