Follow Me - I don't know where I am going with this

Blogger must have known that I have a low self esteem when they added to the "View my complete profile" (over there dumb ass -----------> ) a quazi stat counter. Go clicky clicky on it and you'll notice it climbing to a soaring height nearly 5000 views. Yes, 5000 views. That's even more than Dicky . . . so that makes me wonderbar and really very important on a cycling blog interweb scale.

I'll be the first to admit that I am responsible for probably a thousand of them - what can I say, I like to look in the mirror. But the other 4000 . . . . ? Even I am not that narcissistic . . . or are I?

Though having a large number of views of my profile, (and unlike Richard Dillen) I still lack a large cult like following. Everyone who is everyone in the blogging world suffering from low self-esteem and eating disorders have a "followers" application to show the world that people actually read the drivel that they put out. And I am no different.

Currently, as of now, today, presently as you read this drivel, I have 23 stalkers wating patiently . . . . everyday, sometimes checking a couple times an hour just to be the first to cling onto every word I type, gazing for hours on end at every photo I load up.

My goal by the end of the year is to have at least one third of the followers (can be the same or different followers for all I care) of Dicky's blog. One third equals 26.66666666 followers. That's like only three point six six six six six six six six more followers! My self esteem and self worth are the upmost importance to me, so get off your selfish ass and make me feel good. Spread the word and become one of my sheep today.

**Late Edit: just hours after posting the above post the number of times that my "Blogger Profile" had been viewed rolled over to 5000. I am woman, hear me roar!