Erect Copy Cat

*Be forewarned, this post contains the following words: erection, hole, receptacle, drilling, and pimple.*

In the eternal words of Red Green, "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." Unfortunately in my case, neither hold true.

Alas, I am good at plagiarisms and copying things that I see. For example, while in Colorado I had to stop by a bike shop to get a brake bleed (not having the necessary tools or ingredients to do it myself). While in the shop assisting their mechanic, cause he didn't know how to bleed a Hope Race II brake, I observed a little bottle with a hose attached that they used to act as a receptacle and catch the brake fluid. Simple, dimple, pimple.

So, after Spank the Monkey, I decided to bleed my brakes . . . cause I figured they were probably corrupt with mud and water (everything else was) and they were feeling a bit spongy from running them with little to no pad left. I devised my own version - an empty medication container and tubing.

The hard part was emptying the medication container which was full of Viagra. Apparently I'm going to have an erection for a month. The harder part (no pun intended) was drilling the hole through the lid with an erection.