About 30 minutes into today's ride I flatted. Ran through a crack in the pavement the size of the Grand Canyon and KAA-PLOOO-EEEEEE! Tore right through the side wall. Didn't have a boot to patch it up, so I had to use a wee bit of electric tape (see below) that I had wrapped around my air cartridge.
Curvy Butt sitting on my wheel drafting. To draft off me is like sitting behind a barn door - I'm so big and fat.
Country side jaunt.
Curvy Butt . . . . and you ask me why I call him such a horrible name. See for yourself. Bodacious booty on him. Someone should really talk to him about his panty lines though. I would, but we just don't have that kind of relationship.
This is what my tire looked like after 100km. The electric tape held - looked like an awkward teenagers pimple by the end of it though. Lucky for me it didn't go KAA-PLOOO-EEEEE again.**Late edit**
Curvy Butt just sent me this . . . . man, am I a keeper or what!?!
3 comments:
Curvy butt -
at least he doesn't suffer from the condition known as "Girl Butt". While it's perfectly acceptable for a woman to have a "Girl Butt" or even a "Guy Butt". When a guy appears to be a woman from behind while riding a bicycle it is just plain disturbing.
Oh I don't know . . . I could easily start calling him Girlie Butt. At what point does he have a girl butt? When you get semi turned on while riding behind him? Hmmmm . . . .
Having your baby sleep on your chest has to be one of the best things one can experience in life. That might be reason enough to have another....
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